Morning All

Since my B-day was shitty; I'm going to spend today at a Casino. Main reason for going gambling is I need to buy Cigs. Cheaper on the Reservation. Only punishment I'll curtail on this venture is: My dad is coming with me. He wants to see what kind of mileage he's getting with his new car.
I'm driving and he's going to be duct taped; mouth,hands and eyes. How come no matter what age you are and you've been fully lisenced for how many years now (34) you get in a car with your parent or parents and the back seat driver always has something to say about your driving. So hence the duct tape. I can see it now. Other drivers calling the police saying they saw elderly man duct taped and being driven by a middle aged woman on Rt 219 North in a dark blue Subaru. And when the state's finest pull me over all I'm going to say is: "Cuff me, PLEASE!"